Mr. Kevin raises a glass and apologizes to those who feel annoyed and unloved by his absence from the "blogging" world.....I'm sorry....and I'm back......

hmmmm.....hmmmmm.....apparently I owe an apology to some folks out there. Some fine ladies and gentlemen are not pleased with my lack of BLOG input over the past few months. First....to those 0.01% A.T. through-hikers and to those who SHOULDN"T drink Busan tap water with their coffee...I apologize.
Soooooo....to begin. I'm back. I'm Kevin. I was working a lot so I was trying to avoid time behind my laptop. I was trying to spend every free moment I had outside, in attempt to have fun. I was working 6 days a week, wolves were chasing me and I had to walk both ways uphill...AND...the ladies of Victoria's Secrets were pelting me with handfulls of lingerie....haha.....a rough life I live!
The Hermit Kings have been rockin it. We played last night at Ol55 and the house was jammed to the rafters. It was insane. I went on a bathroom break before our first set and literally couldn't get through the crowd to get to the stage. i had to duck and dodge behind the bar to get up to my drum kit. We rocked it....it was great...Mike, Gino and Travis were on the money. The crowd was sooooo crowded around the stage that they even knocked Mike's micophone down a few times. Closest i ever felt to being a rockstar....minus the fame....minus the money...minus the groupies.....wait...i suppose it wasn't much of a rockstar moment....poo poo...
Went to Trivia night for the first time in months. I was strong-armed by the ever aggressive Liz and Aubrey. We combined forces with a few others...including my trusty celphone....winkwink...and were able to pull off a shocking "second-last place"....we are amazing. I always know that when Liz, Aubrey and Kevin combine forces...we can stare mediocrity in the eyes...and hopefully equal it!!!!!! WE DID!!!! We came second last, winning a rancid bag of Onion Rings....whatever hapenned to the M&Ms?????? Then a big ole pile of U.S. soldiers showed up to drink........buzz kill! ...Kevin walks home...
Now I sit in my humble apartment....wondering how ...."How may I quell those who feel anger towrds me???" I know.....keep this page filled with my bizarre ideas and thoughts.....
TooDLEs.....kEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:
Yeah, you're back! And I forgive you. But after your superior performance at Trivia last night, who wouldn't forgive you?
Hmm... first time we got 3rd to last, then 2nd to last... shall we truly attempt for the purest mediocrity next time and get last?
P.S. Next time your band plays, we can fix the part about having groupies. I'll wear my "Kevin Rocks" shirt.
It's good to no longer see "Happy Animals March To Their Deaths" every time I click on your page (even though it was a great post). Welcome back to the wonderful world of blogger.
Trivia was so fun last night! Thanks for joining our team. I fear that, had it not been for your phone, we would have come in dead last. And then we wouldn't have won those delicious onion rings! Whew! Thank God for technology.
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